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Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.

1) N. italy
2) America
3) France
4) Korea
5) Canada
6) Germany
7) England
8) Russia
9) Prussia
10) Hungary
11) Poland
12) Leithuania

I love a whole lot more, but i just chose the ones that popped up in my mind first :'D

1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?

XDDDDDDD not at all

2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?

FFFFFFFF, of course! It's FRANCE for god sake! :'DDDD
even tho hes a pedo.......XDD only my long lost twin will get this :3

3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
Germany got N. Itay pregnant?

LOL, SCORE! i honestly didnt plan that XDDDD
that would be so adorable!!! their baby would pawn all other babies and take over the world <3

4) Do you recall any good fics about nine?
pfft, about prussia? of course!
(well, it was actually a prussia/hungary fic, but it counts, right? ;w;)

5) Would seven and two make a good couple?

of course, they are perfect for eachother!
a hamburger-loving egotistic and a selfish stuck-up.
its a match made in APH heaven~ XDD
no sarcasm intended C:

6) Four/eight or four/nine?
KoreaXRussia or KoreaXPrussia?

.....oh dying laughing right now XDDDDDD
if i really had to pick, i would choose KoreaXPrussia only because i can see  Gilbert being more of an uke then Russia, and i can actually think of a possible story plot for a fanfic :'D

7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
England discovers that France and Russia were in a secret relashionship?

XDDD *laughing once again*
ummm, probebly freak out and say something about france being a bloody git and giving in or something like that, idk :'D

8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.

whoooooooah, SUPERcrack!pairing right their! X'D
or maybe not, depends on the person i guess ;w; )
but ill give it a try anyway. C:

So one night, America decides to go to Germanys house to party with Prussia and the axis powers to have a break from the never-ending nagging of England. But Germany and America get piss drunk and eventually black out, and wake up realizing they're in bed together. naked. Both dont know what happend that night, but after remembering their "heated affair", they realize that they actually have a conection and have little, but noticable, feelings for eachother.

BAH. FAIL SUMMERY IS FAIL. although i would crack up at the fluffity fluff fluff story though. XD

9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?

korea  tried "claiming hungary's breasts" but ends up getting whacked upside the head with Hungary's beloved fryingpan. the end.
........XDDDDD no, just no.

10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
a N.Italy/Canada hurt/comfort fic?

d'awwwwwww!!! that would be adorable! <3 not that great coming up with titles, so bare with me ;n;

Quiet Comforts


11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?

OH JEEZ. anything with France HAS to be about sex. hands down. XDDD

12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?

England het.? .....not that i know of :/

Prussia slash? yeppp! prussiaXgermany (cute, but i like prussiaxhungary better :3)

13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you choose?

well, Prussia is hot, egotistic, hot-headed, confident, and the deffinition of awesome, but deep down hes lonley.
sooooo the search for some songs in my ipod begins~

Attack- 30 seconds to mars (eh, kinda :/ )
Burn this city- Cartel
Giants in the Ocean- Sky Eats Airplan (just cause i think he would like it XDD)
Richman- 3oh!3
(or any other 3oh!3 song for that matter)

mm'kay, thats all i can come up with :'DDD
*fail list is fail*

14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Piss-Drunk Randomness that contains Weird, Kinky, and Explicit Content.

15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?

Russia: Is that a mirror in your pants? because i can see myself in them~ ;D
Canada: Eh? a mirror? i-i dont have a mirror in my pants ;A;
and then they had cute smex. the end.

16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
i think ill use a skip card here, kthx.
lazyness got the best of me TTwTT

17) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
England walking in on America and Liethuania having sex?

Oh, he would just flip shit and never talk to america again. XDDD
as for Liethuania, Arthur would eventually forgive him because Leit is just too nice to be mad at.
but there is a slight chance that england might join them.....but who knows? >w>;

18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Korea de-flowering N. Italy?

1. the idea is funny as HELL because its Korea XD
2. it would most likely be rape
3. N. Italy would call Germany to come save him and thus saves the day <3

19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
England slash?

pssshhhh, DUH. AmericaXEngland! <3

20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
France het......?

hmmm, well im not sure who reads any, but i know its out there :3
like FrancexSchyellles(sp? its off of memory D:)or FranceXUkrain,
or even FranceXLeichtenstein. IDK.

21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

only my friend Oninatsuyo has drawn him in a pic that ive seen, but besides that, no that i have noticed. :'3

22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?

ROFL, probebly not X'DDDD maybe only to get a kick out of it though :'3

23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

errr......well......idk.  ;w; yaoi?

24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Canada! <3

when the last chapter of "The Morning After" was updated :'DDD
very cute! RussiaXCanada <3

25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
oh Germany >XD

lets seee........probebly making his lover*COUGHfelicinoCOUGH*
dress up and pose like some of the modles in his "special book collection"

26) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Poland shag Prussia?

honestly, i can TOTALLY see that happening :'DDD
and it could happen both drunk or sober, depending on the story ;w;

27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
France and England?

France= Seme
England= Uke

its inevitable.

28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this fic?

Italy and Prussia in a happy relationship, then Prussia runs off with Korea.
Italy has a hot one-night stand with Poland, a breif unhappy affair with Leithuania,
then follows advice from Canada and falls in love with America.

oh god. my brain hurts. D:
first of all, the overall story is HALARIOUS. secondly, someone would have to be a MAJOR crack!pairing addict to come up with the story, and thirdy,
i would title it "Crack Pairing Paradise" XDDDDD
no offense to the crack!pairing lovers C':

29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

that would be soooooooo freaking funny X'DDDD
the english gentlemen and the crazed phsyco. perfect.
YAY FOR THE CRACK MEME :iconcrosseyedclapplz:
lol XD but i honestly had alot of fun doing this :'DDDD
i was laughing at almost every one X3
and also, i wasnt 100% sure what Slash or shag was because ive never seen them before and im a tard ;w;
but i think that slash is pratically yaoi and shag was sex? idk :iconotlplz:
i used the person i took the meme from's answers to help me out :iconorzplz: TTwTT
but anyway, you should really do this if you have the time! <3
BTW, i feel like doing some tagging.....MUWAHAHAHAH~
i tag -:iconxxxdocterangstxxx:, :icononinatsuyo:, :iconquietangel93:, and :iconbluebelle01: :iconweekenddanceplz:
anyone can do this, i just wanted to tag some of my friends that like hetalia <3

Characters are not owend by me, they are obviously from Axis Powers Hetalia :'DDD
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SpiritDraws23 Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2015  Student Writer
YAYZCloudYayzPlz -request- CloudYayzPlz -request- (yes that is denny :3 )
IAmAPotato42 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2015
EnglandXRussia=New OTP

It's hilarious.
AF20cartoons Featured By Owner Jul 18, 2015
Can I do it too?
nerdygamer7896 Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014
france is not a pedo,just way overly affectionette/and loves children
ChaoticMercy1 Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2014
It is so hard not to look like a psycho in front of my classmates and laugh my ass off!
shinyumbreon17 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
XDDD omg I'm crying hahahahahaha :squee: :squee: :squee: :squee: :squee: :squee: :squee: :dignity-laugh: :dignity-laugh: :dignity-laugh: :dignity-laugh: :dignity-laugh: :dignity-laugh:
katietemonster Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
10, 15, 23, 28, and 29 are absolutely perfect ^~^

I really wanna see a 28 fic...

I support Russia x England <3
IS831fan9 Featured By Owner Jul 9, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
DEAR GOD MY BRAIN.... it hurts... O_____o
aqua-kat-300 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2014  Hobbyist
this made me laugh till my sides hurt!
Sarahlah02 Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2014
Oh no the answer for a song to describe Prussia is moves like Jagger ( I think that's how you spell it)
avawolfgirl10 Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2013
Omg this made me laugh so hard!! Lol love it and agree with u on some things lol.
Someotakufreak Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2013   General Artist
Toastache123 Featured By Owner Jul 2, 2013
If you make something with
Number 29
Number 28
Number 17
Number 8
Number 22
Number 14
:iconfreeinternetplz: :iconandplz: :iconfreevitalregionsplz:
Insane-Alchemist Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student
I know that Korea claims the randomness things but I don't think that he is capable of rape.... :-O
ResidentEvilHetalia Featured By Owner May 5, 2013  Student General Artist
Korea de-flowering Italy?


PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF- ((and so on and so forth))
eternalshock131 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013
OMG!!!!!!! ENGLANDXRUSSIA!!!!!!!!!
IclaimThisname Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
BeautyOfSound Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XDXDXDXD This made me laugh so much I slapped my keyboard and the picture rapid fire changed and I ended up in Korea. XD
tabbycat1212 Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Did it! [link] It was fun!
pmcde7 Featured By Owner Apr 11, 2012  Student Writer
Haha! This is hilarious!!!!!!!!! I swear I nearly cracked a rib when I read about England maybe joining America and Liethuania!

Shag is English slang for sex, I think. I'm not sure about slash.
ubnubgirl96 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2012
"Crack pairing paradise" I had some serious lol's at that xDDD
shapeshiftergirl27 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I really want to write a GermanyxAmerica fanfic off of that know #8
Is that okay?
Ohmypasta Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2011  Student General Artist
Dude i gotta make 1 of these...
hotlinkalli Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2011
I went to the bathroom 13 times, once to pee, the other 12 to stop nosebleeds >:D
mia1444 Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011  Hobbyist
*is still laughing* omk i am sooo doing this!
GameLovingFox Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
omfg rofl xDDD
Nory-Chan Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2011
When I got 18 on this with my favorite's it was France/England.
... which I would totally see coming.
chico1121 Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I like EnglandXRussia and FranceXRussia x3 That's so funny.
QueenKittyVampire Featured By Owner May 22, 2011
i'm going do this one!!!!!
xxBite Featured By Owner May 3, 2011
holy crap this is awesome!!! xDDDDDDD
what are the odds of it coming out so perfectly? ;DDD
DokiDokiShugo Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2011
*goes off to do*
KaelinB Featured By Owner Apr 2, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahhh, I'm doing this! Danke!
MadboxYall Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
oh god, your icon is so amazing... X3
KaelinB Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
:3 Haha, it's not mine, I just found it, but thanks! I like yours too. :)
MadboxYall Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011
SouthItaly Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2011
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Leui Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2011
Lol.... this is funny... i think imma go try it 8D
Random2U Featured By Owner Nov 11, 2010
Good list! Number 15 reminded me of my favorite Hetalia joke!

Canada (to Russia): I can see you from my house!
Russia: But can you see me in your bed?
Cassiopia16 Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2010
that wuz cool how there wuz rucan, gerita, and usuk and that lith and america thing its like the master and the servant and... I HAVE INSPIRATION!!! Thanks!!!
WhisperSaysKu Featured By Owner May 20, 2010  Student General Artist
Haha xD
That was a good one. I laughed many times :'D
For #17, imagine if it was RUSSIA that walked in on America and Lithuania xD
itsabbeyROAR Featured By Owner May 21, 2010
lol, thanks so much~!! ;w;
i know, im surprised at how funny some came out :'DDD
PFFFFT~ :iconlaughingplz:
i think that would start WWIII right there x'DDD
poor lithuania, always getting dragged into the most embarrassing situations c':
WhisperSaysKu Featured By Owner May 21, 2010  Student General Artist
That's how the Cold War started xD
itsabbeyROAR Featured By Owner May 24, 2010
i stand corrected ;u;
WhisperSaysKu Featured By Owner May 24, 2010  Student General Artist
Someone needs to draw that xD
itsabbeyROAR Featured By Owner May 24, 2010
*raises hand*
ill try to draw it for you if you want ;w;
WhisperSaysKu Featured By Owner May 24, 2010  Student General Artist
Aww for reals? ;3;
I feel so special :iconsocuteplz:
klakkid Featured By Owner May 8, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i used this order and got hilarious results: america prussia belarus canada inu -originalcharacter- germany china russia romano japan kubarea -another oc- france.
milirin Featured By Owner May 7, 2010  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
this was really fun :P

but >.> i haven't quite got the meaning of canon yet...
itsabbeyROAR Featured By Owner May 8, 2010
lol thanks! XDDD
canon is like, what really happens in the series c:
so basically i got that Russia and England were a couple in the actual APH series, which would be halarious X3
i hope you understand, i tend to suck at explaining things ;w;
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